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Have you ever wanted to ride a spandex-colored mechanical bull all the way into hyperspace? Are you dreaming of disembodied vocoder voices that tell you you're a precious snowflake? This is the game for you!

How to play:

  • Use LEFT and RIGHT on your keyboard to steer.
  • Don't touch black cells.
  • Press [P] on your keyboard to start a new game.

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